January 2011
131 posts
Weather rumors
It’s been raining all day.
My boss just came to my office after running some errands. I looked out the window at the sky growing darker by the minute.
“Wow,” I said. “Looks like you had good timing. Got back just in time.”
He nodded. “It’s supposed to storm really, really bad tonight.”
“Really?” I asked. He nodded and walked...
Tip to brides: do not allow children at your wedding. The moments will be ruined, as will be your video.
"When rumors hit the protesters that the Egyptian...
theonewithouteyebrows:
It amazes me that in all of that, people still cared enough to do this.
It was 30 seconds into the song when I realized I was sitting in a church parking lot listening to Nine Inch Nails.
I didn’t get hit by lightning, which proves God has a sense of humor in irony, and may himself, find Trent Reznor talented.
There are more pawn shops, western unions, and title shops in Smyrna than anywhere else in the world.
And so it begins.
The Facebook Setting You Should Change as Quickly... →
world-shaker:
Facebook has at long last offered an option to use the encrypted “HTTPS” protocol, a feature it will begin rolling out today but won’t finish for a “few weeks.” You should check now if it’s available, and sign up as soon as it is enabled for your account. The performance overhead is minor—zippy Gmail, for example, uses HTTPS for everything—and it’s an important step to keep your...
Mozart
His birthday is this week. XM Radio, Channel 78. Mozart all day, bitches.
Say what you will, the music calms me down, and may save a life or two in the end.
“المواطنين والمحلات لغوا باسوردات شبكات الوايرلس والمعتصمين في التحرير يستطيعون...”
– “cairo residents remove wifi passwords so protestors can communicate more freely with the rest of the world”
Egypt: Night Falls, After Day of Rage · Global Voices
(via naveen)
Wow… puts things in perspective.
Twitter
Why are people following me on Twitter?
And how to I access my account?
Do I even have an account?
I have solved the U.S. budget problem!
Watching snipets of the State of the Union address from last night only pissed me off to no end.
“Before we take money away from our schools or scholarships away from our students, we should ask millionaires to give up their tax break…”
I can’t BEGIN to tell you how pissy this made me.
Is it Obama’s intent to discourage people from working hard and being...
Let me stress
There are a lot of ball-less men out there.
A lot.
The only way for evil to triumph is for good men...
You know what I am sick of?
Apathy and laziness.
Pisses me off.
Apathetic people should have to pay more taxes so the rest of us can think for them. Or at least pay me.
I've said this before, but this time, I mean it.
Next year, I really am having a State of the Union party.
And we’re playing this:
http://www.drinkinggame.us/
Courtesy: My sister
The State of the Union Address is at 9pm tonight
I’ll have been asleep for at least 15 minutes.
Email conversation with my boss
Me: I know that you said you were going to get band-aids while you were out last week. The warehouse is out of them. Do you want me to come get them from you and stock the First Aid kit?
Boss: You are correct, I forgot. Please put out a memo forbidding any shop employee to get a laceration.
Surely, this has to be real.
THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION
In Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund WORLD BANK FACT-FINDING & SPECIAL DUTIES OFFICE LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.
I am Rev. Father Julius Lockley, Head of The United Nations’ Fact Finding & Special Duties Office, This office was set up to fight against scam and fraudulent activities going on worldwide, we are responsible for investigating...
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Not to toot my own horn or anything...
But you want to know how awesome I am?
This is how awesome:
I managed to get tomato sauce in a hard drive.
I am so awesome it scares me sometimes.
I have come to the conclusion that if you have a “DISC GOLF” sticker on the back of your vehicle, you are high.
Please stay off the roads. You were a complete jackass this morning to 6 or 7 of us.
Babysitter's Club - Where are they now? →
Holy shit, I almost peed this was so funny.
“The Boxer” and “The Fighter.”
Seen neither.
Don’t care.
In other news, I like how Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don’t give a shit and hang on each other like they just started dating. I don’t care what anyone says, I like ‘em.
She’s a bad ass, and he’s a trip (see: “Burn After Reading”).
Thoughts on the Golden Globes
I’m really underwhelmed by the Golden Globes thus far.
“Carlos” over “The Pacific?”
WTF?
And what’s with the fine print when someone wins?
They may as well say:
so and so “…has never won before, but has been nominated a bazillion times… bout time, huh?”
Oh, and STOP TALKING WHEN THE MUSIC PLAYS. GET ON WITH IT.
Oh, and does Diddy...